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Blue Q I love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel
Blue Q I love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel
Blue Q I love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel

Blue Q I love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel

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$18.00

Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids" Dish Towel

For the parent who does it all—the cooking, the cleaning, the emotional labor—and still somehow loves those little gremlins unconditionally. This dish towel says what every parent is thinking but is too polite to say out loud. Hang it in the kitchen and let it do the talking.

Grey with cheerful colorful flowers and bold blue text, it's equal parts hilarious and adorable—and honestly, the most relatable thing in your kitchen.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Brutally honest and endlessly relatable—the perfect gift for any parent keeping it real
  • Grey with colorful floral design and bold blue text—fun, bright, and kitchen-ready
  • Super-absorbent and super-soft—actually works as a dish towel (imagine that)
  • Screen-printed with water-based inks for a vibrant, lasting design
  • Makes the most perfect gift—pair it with the matching Blue Q crew socks for the ultimate parent gift set

The Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • 21"W x 28"H
  • Screen-printed with water-based inks

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Returns
Returns

NO REFUNDS

All sales are final on jewelry, accessories & sale items.  

Regular priced clothing may be returned for STORE CREDIT OR EXCHANGE ONLY and must meet the following criteria:

 

Unworn

Unwashed

All tags must be attached

All accessories must be included if applicable (belts, straps etc)

No perfume or other scents

No human or animal hair

No rips or tears

No other signs of being worn

 

Returns must be received within 14 days of receipt. NO EXCEPTIONS. Return shipping cost & insurance is customer's responsibility.  Upon receipt-items will be examined & if return is approved-an exchange, or store credit will be issued.  STORE CREDIT IS VALID ONE YEAR FROM ISSUE DATE.  Customer will be notified via email when return is processed.

 

Returns must be sent to:

girligirl boutique

1001 Glade Rd #110

Colleyville TX 76034 

Shipping

Flat-rate shipping rate of $8 is applied to all orders under $150.  Free shipping for orders $150 or more.

All orders are shipped within 24 hrs-unless item is a PRE-ORDER item or noted with your order confirmation email.  All orders are shipped USPS Priority Mail and should arrive within 2-3 business days.  If you require expedited shipping, please call the store: 817-849-1202.  

 

Tracking Your Order

All orders are shipped USPS Priority mail.  You will receive an email, after you order is placed, with tracking info.  If you require further assistance, please email or call us.

 

Contact Info

girligirl boutique

1001 Glade Rd #110

Colleyville TX 76034

817-849-1202

 

email: girligirlboutique@hotmail.com



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